“Uh…Mummy? When Mummys are pregnant, they sure do look fat.”
“Zeke…let me give you some advice. You should never, never tell a pregnant mummy she’s fat. Even if you think she is. Always tell a pregnant mummy that she’s beautiful. OK?”
Silence and a look of thoughtfulness from Zeke.
“Zeke…did you hear what I said?…Zeke?
More thinking. Then… (And this isn’t this so male?! …Completely avoiding the real issue!)
“Well…why doesn’t Grammie ever have any babies? She’s a girl, isn’t she?”
Sigh…”Oh, Zeke.”
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