I was sick over the weekend. Like really, honest-to-goodness sick. I can’t remember the last time I felt so rotten. Yuck. But that’s not the worst part…the worst part is that Dave went away for the weekend. How ironic is that? I haven’t had so much as a cold for the past two years, and then Dave leaves, and I’m sick as a dog.
I felt fine when Dave left on Friday morning, but right around noon time, I started feeling yucky…achy, chills, tightness and pain in my chest and a dry cough. When I woke up on Saturday morning, of course, everything was 100% worse…and I had to take Elijah and Zeke to their first skating lesson. “I can make it.” I thought. “The lessons are only a half hour…a couple Extra Stregnth Tylenol, and I’ll be good to go.” I was glad I had a baby sitter lined up for Phoebe and Noah.
But what happened next? You guessed it…the baby sitter “called in sick.” (Gee…now wouldn’t that be nice.)
Now, any sane woman, I’m sure, would have forgotten about the skating lessons. But no, not me. We had paid for the blasted skating lessons, and there was no way we were gonna miss one (especially the first one), by golly!
So, I crammed us all into a tiny, little, borrowed car (since Dave had taken our van). Elijah needed to sit in the front seat, (I know, I know…call the authorites. I prayed all the way to the ice rink and back - only a five minute drive - if that’s any consolation) and I couldn’t fit our double stroller in the truck of the said tiny, little car. Which meant that I wouldn’t have the luxury of having both babies securely strapped down.
All in all, I guess it went pretty well…sort of. I managed to get their skates on amidst all the, “I can’t get these on!” “How do I loosen these laces?” “These don’t fit!” “Zeke, those are mine!” …And from me, “Noah…please stay here,” a half dozen times. Phoebe (thankfully) was sitting quietly in our single stroller (I had managed to jam that one in) sporting that perplexed look of hers.
Finally, it was time to go. Noah had actually cooperated really well, sitting and watching goodnaturedly for most of the time, but in all the packing up of our gear, he disappeared. The lobby of the rink wasn’t huge, but big enough that I felt a little panicked. We split up to track him down.
It was Elijah who found him, on his way to the bathroom, and when I caught up with them, Elijah was trying to carry Noah out of the men’s bathroom while he hollered, “Me have pee! Me have Pee!” I scooped Noah up, and, not able to handle the logistics of marching all four children into the ladies bathroom with me, said, “Noah, just pee in your training pants for this once.” Oh dear…Noah did not like the sound of that, and my dear two-year-old had a good, old-fashioned temper tantrum as we vacated the rink. Beam me up, Scotty.
We made it safely home, and I laid on the couch/let my kids watch TV all day/somehow got the kids fed/felt sorry for myself for the rest of the weekend.
So there’s my sob story. I must say, it pains me a little to admit to you all that I’m not invincible, but…I’m not. I’m starting to feel better now, but I’m sad to say that Phoebe’s nose is starting to run. :( There’s only one thing that I hate more than being sick myself…and that’s having a sick baby. Noah has a fever right now, and is sleeping. Elijah and Zeke already had “it” last week. Of course “it” had hardly slowed them down at all…how do they do that?
Anyway…thanks for reading. Any prayers that you could send heavenward on behalf of my two sick babies would be very much appreciated. I’ll post an update on the health of our family soon.