Uh…Mummy, could you pretend that you’re really, really scared of me?
Just a second, Noah, I’m cleaning the pee off of the toilet seat that somebody left there.
I wasn’t me! …It was Phoebe.
Nice try, Kiddo.
P.S. It’s National TV Turn Off Week this week so I’ll be off the computer for the next seven days. See you next Monday.
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